In Life, there’s “winning” and then there’s winning. The first is something people say when they feel like they are “winning at Life”. This translates to stuff like having a good job and achieving goals, blah, blah, blah. The other is what actually happens when you have a blue ribbon, cash money in-hand, and the indescribable sense of Superiority that comes with being the best of the best.
We’re talking about the second kind here.
In a not too distant past, a much skinnier me entered the Texas State Fair Glue-A-Shoe competition. The goal was to decorate a shoe, boot, loafer, or sandal around a theme of your choosing. While the cash prize only covered the entry fee, the crown, title, and gloating privileges are all things I hold aloft, even to this day.
The Winner
[heading margin_top=”40″]The Losers[/heading]
Morgan: Haliboot
Darren: Para-Shoe-te
Dale: Bless-Shoe
Cody: Shoe-lupa
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